Shakira is Not Much of a Singer

Attractive...like...Paris Hilton? Really? The only thing attractive about Hilton is her bank account. (Flash via YouTube is weird.)

To appreciate the beauty of a camel's voice it just requires you to be another camel. Even a bull moose is attractive to another moose. Nice lips on that camel by the way. -lol-

It is my duty to report that Paris Hilton, rather than being attractive, looks like a sickly, malnourished baby bird. Except that if I saw a bird like that, I would want to feed and nurture it.

Oh also: 1- great entry. 2- I think a lot of Shakira's problems could be solved if someone explained to her that singing is not done entirely through the septum. Here in America, anyway. I can't speak for every culture.

I'm willing to bet that septum-based singing is an untapped niche.

THANK YOU!! ive been saying for a while that she sounds like Kermit the Frog when she does that high voice thing

I love Kermit.

don't make me hate Kermit. I love him.

yo shakira is best singer in world, she is most sexiest women alive. Shakira greetings from split-croatia

Clearly in Croatia the government-run television stations are forcing Shakira upon the hapless citizens. We don't hold your clearly skewed comments against you. Won't somebody think of the children!